Friday, January 29, 2010

If I Were a RICH Girl.......

If I were a rich girl:
I'd buy the POCrap Meth house and fix it up.
I'd buy a car that didn't have a faulty shock.
I'd get my TMJ fixed.
I'd buy a shirt without a hole in it.
I'd buy a pair of black boots OVER my $50 budget.
I'd have less headaches, heartaches and a little place to call mine...

But for now, such is life.

Went to the TMJ Specialist. My treatment will be $4850 over like a 2yr period. Don't know if that money makes it an option. He wants to try to avoid surgery. I'm REALLY TEMPTED to hire someone to break my jaw for $20 so the insurance will pay for it... You might think I'm joking, but I'm dead serious. "If you love me, you'll hit me," I've told Lars. He's not so keen on that idea. But FOR REAL, there's got to be some other way that insurance will pay.... Anyone know how to get my chronic pain to VAMONOS? Migraines, pain all the way down my arm, slight hearing loss in my right ear, grinding like sand in my joint... it's killing me slowly.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Arranged Marriage

Yes, it's true: I have NOTHING against Arranged Marriages. I am FOR them, in fact. You see we have these great friends, The Bowles', and they happen to have children the same age as ours, except opposite genders. This makes things very convenient for a double-arranged marriage. This is Michael:Michael and Maddie are great friends. They are often getting in to some amount of trouble:
And even have been caught under the blankets together.Maddie is already certain that Michael will take her to the temple:

Since we already know their fate, we are working on the little ones, Max and Aralea.You see, Lea is a Sweetheart. She even puckers when she kisses:
And she even pushes her Little Love on the tricycle. Yeah, she's a KEEPER.
So my question to you is "What the heck is so wrong with arranged marriage???" Family Reunions and Holidays would be SOOOO much easier!

Sunday, January 3, 2010

My Little Sunbeam





Yes, my little Maddie has graduated from Nursery to Sunbeams. Instead of 2 hours playing with toys, singing songs about teapots and Old Mac Donald, playing games, and eating a slew of healthy treats like cookies, candy, and goldfish, Maddie has moved on up to Sunbeams. Sunbeams is known for long lessons, a lack of treats, sitting still and NO TOYS. Luckily, this little girl was excited to move up, and even better??? Her teacher is a friend that we have played with often!

To commemorate the advancement we had a photoshoot!

Family Pictures




For our Anniversary (in September), Lars and I got Family Photos with a very prestigious photographer here in Cache Valley. Our pictures were amazing. But the price? Outrageous. Thankfully we got the "VIP" discount aka the best discount offered. Unfortunately even the BEST DISCOUNT ever doesn't ensure timely service (we got them right in time for Christmas), or even the pictures you ordered. Fortunately, that means 2 extra 16x20s for no extra charge. Anyway, even though the pictures are great, I'll stick with a photographer with less experience and a big camera for a tenth of the price!

So here's the pictures I took of our pictures...